TRMZ “Good Bag” Crossbody Bag

$30.00

This isn’t a bag. It’s contraband-level convenience disguised as merch.

Built for looters, streamers, and anyone who likes their essentials within arm’s reach, the TRMZ “Good Bag” crossbody is rugged, water-resistant, and annoyingly useful.

  • Material: 100% polyester (sturdy with fusible backing for extra firmness)

  • Fabric weight: 9.91 oz/yd² (336 g/m²) — not flimsy, not floppy

  • Bag size: 5.7″ × 7.7″ × 2″ (14.5 × 19.5 × 5 cm) — compact but deceptively spacious

  • Durability: Water-resistant, tough outer fabric, reinforced seams

  • Storage: Inside pocket + outside pocket for phone, cards, snacks, or stolen canned goods

  • Hardware: Two-way zipper for fast access; adjustable strap for sling, crossbody, or tactical nap position

Features you didn’t know you needed: neat interior organization, a tiny pocket that feels like sorcery when you find your keys, and a finish that survives rain, desync, and spilled panic coffee.

Honest flex: this bag is so good it should be illegal. We should absolutely charge extra. Buy it before someone makes it contraband for real.

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More details
  • 100% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 9.91 oz./yd.² (336 g/m²)
  • Bag size: 5.7″ × 7.7″ × 2″ (14.5 cm × 19.5 cm × 5 cm)
  • Water-resistant and durable
  • Sturdy fabric with fusible backing to add firmness
  • Inside and outside pockets
  • Adjustable strap
  • Two-way zipper
Size & Fit
  • Bag size: 5.7″ × 7.7″ × 2″ (14.5 cm × 19.5 cm × 5 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.